[Jess finishes writing something on a notepad, then hands it to Rory]
RORY: This isn’t Shakespeare.
JESS: It’s not?
RORY: It’s the words to a Clash song.
JESS: Ah, now, but which Clash song?
RORY: Hey, I’m not the one being tested right now.
JESS: Ten seconds.
JESS: Nine, eight, seven.
RORY: Stop it.
JESS: Six, five, four.
RORY: You know you’re really starting to…
RORY: Ooh, ooh, Guns of Brixton!
JESS: A plus.
Luke: He gave that back.
Taylor: He stole a gnome from Babette's garden.
Luke: Pierpont was also returned.
Miss Patty: He hooted one of my dance classes.
Fran: He took a garden hose from my yard.
Andrew: My son said he set off the fire alarms at school last week.
Lorelai: I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter.